La Bucherie

chriswaddle'smullet , on 17 June at 01:19

It is my great pleasure to inform the users of Allomatch that La Bucherie is run by a bunch of absolute twats who clearly have no interest in football whatsoever. Despite advertising the fact that they were showing the Italy v Serbia game from the Under-21 European Championships on this very website, when I turned up to watch the match I was greeted with looks of utter bewilderment from the three unapologetically sour-faced members of staff I encountered. The first bloke I spoke to even went as far as to tell me that they didn't even have a TV, despite the fact I could see two enormous widescreens over his shoulder while he was talking to me. He, at least, had the decency to engage me in conversation, whereas the pony-tailed pillock I took to be the manager brushed past me with a brusque 'Non' when I had the temerity to ask if they were showing the game. They proudly display an Allomatch sticker on their door, but when I mentioned it to them they looked at me as if I'd started speaking in Swahili. Don't waste your time on this place. I wouldn't buy a drink there if I was dying of thirst.